Don't allow yourself to be misguided by its lies

and soak up the sweet embrace of the abyss

and UV400 protection keeps your eyes safe as you daydream of being under the sea

taming wild beasts

Go ahead and get sweaty– the special grip coating and snug

Hellhound Hallucinations framecolor-orange Don't allow yourself to beWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.)