In this inaugural issue cover we get a War of the Worlds-esque depiction of the aliens' motives

you'll wanna play Tecmo Bowl

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"🐍 Philly Soccer 🐍" Youth/Teen Premium Jersey Tee Size:16 In this inaugural issue coverThe Story The Deets The Care Snakeskin + lightning bolt = awesomeness for your teen. We've outdone ourselves with this design that's sure to turn heads and get people talking about how your offspring is the coolest kid in school (because that's what this is all about, right??). Meant for young Philly soccer hooligans, you're kid's gonna wanna doop it up all the time in this instant classic jersey tee. See more jawns like this in our Philly Soccer