It's entirely possible that you could receive an unsolicited government appointment based on footwear alone

100% Preppy

Platform Height: 3⁄4 in

The knit upper makes these shoes very lightweight and comfortable

47% polyamide

Nice to Eat You Short by Party Pants Knot Clothing & Belt Co. It's entirely possible that youPigment print with mermaids, sharks, and "Nice to eat you" Banner Stretchy quick dry fabric Regular Fit: 51% Cotton 43% Polyester 6%Spandex Elastic waistband 16" Outseam Double Polyurethane dipped drawcords Front seam pockets Button closed back pocket Internal stash pocket Designed in California and ethically made in China Free bottle opener ring Free vintage motel keychain Benefits This short can work as a stand alone shorts, a swim suit, or part of