the stylish polarised green lenses will protect your peepers with UV400 protection

where the air smells like toasted nuts and mischief

and as such

they don’t make ‘em like they used to

These sunnies have a special grip coating to prevent bouncing and slipping whether you’re on the run

Ask Me About My Escape Plan sports-snow the stylish polarised green lensesEscape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce, no matter how you choose to get away!